walks into inanimate object
ophelliac: Everybody else: So this Christmas I’ve got new Iphone, Ipad, lapotop, car, clothes, new shoes,xbox… Me:
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
mitchagami: tugamaggie: fuckyeahndasian: nebulasmiles: softmallow: My reaction when I realized that it draws while the mouse moves: try clicking:) So this is what it’s like to be on LSD (click the screen for even more effects) I just wasted some minutes of my life with this This is just… Wow~ Holyfuck, I just about died when I realized you could change the settings by...
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Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via thecryingame)
faithfullyfaithless: yourstruly-allison: kittaaaycat: omnommikey: ohshietnigguh: i-am-darrion: Why homosexuality should be banned. the sarcasm in this video is just perfect. Beautiful. The beauty of sarcasm at its finest. I want to marry this man. preach. Oh man, I love you.