May 2012
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sophistory:
“American tv sucks!!!”
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Shut the fuck up.
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tyleroakley:
Anonymous asked: I have the HUGEST crush on you. You are so adorable.
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Miami "Zombie" Probably on Drugs →
esraeh:
The Miami man, Eugene, who was shot to death by an officer after ignoring commands to stop eating a man’s head, had probably overdosed on a new designer drug called “bath salts.” Bath salts ”causes a state of excited delirium, raises the body temperature and causes irritability and confusion, which is heightened when combined with a lack of adequate hydration. You find yourself not...
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have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
zalmaxiss:
OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO T HAT
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I'm Hungering For An Apocalypse...
Me: -shares link about man in Miami being killed after found chewing on the head of another man-
Sui: Oh... Oh my gosh. DX
Me: My dad is like... an hour from Miami. I live in Florida. I am terrified this is zombies.
Sui: No, no zombies. Zombies cannot be real, sadly. .... A rage virus, however, yes.
Me: Well, you know what I mean. Something... incredibly fast-spreading and uncontrollable.
Sui: Ah shit, and I am sick right now.
Me: So I am. So is my family. My boyfriend. And one of my friends. No. Me. Fucking. Gusta.
Sui: We're all going to be eating one another shortly. Damn.
Me: I never thought the day would come where you would willingly eat me, Sui.
Sui: I just got the creepiest of smiles, dude.
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uncreativeart:
Dragon Sherlock is best Sherlock.
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